humor | geosophy

For Your Consideration

Woof.

@Twitter I’m not even joined to any topics or lists or anything. You’re just making this crap up out of thin air an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
@Twitter you’re still giving me unwanted Spaces notifications, including iOS push notifications, with them all turn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
@Twitter why do I keep getting in-app notifications from you about rando posts in spaces? I’ve clearly turned them… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
Once I managed to ask too loudly during an internet outage, and got multiple rooms worth of Echos telling me to go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
Gosh, it would be nice if @Alexa99’s brief mode included not giving me a long string of novice instructions every s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago